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MARCH 27, 2014 AT 10PM
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JOHNNY B: HEADLINER
Midnight ranter on 102.5 THE BONE
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JOHN JACOBS: FEATURE
http://johnjacobscomedy.com
AS SEEN ON MTV’s “ARE YOU THE ONE?”(I never understood why comedians have their biography written by someone else. It always starts with something like, “John was always an observant child…” I think that’s stupid. Nobody knows me better than I do, so why not write my own biography?)
I started doing stand-up when I was 18, and since then I’ve gone on to work with Chris Kattan, Pablo Francisco, Ron White, Alex Reymundo, Rod Paulette, Franky Paul, Al Romas, Erik Myers and many more amazing, awesome people.
Aside from stand-up, I’m a textbook-published author and have an extensive background in comedy writing ranging from my high school yearbook, 4 years of my college newspaper, and an autobiography which is currently in it’s second round edits (and will be coming out soon!)
I also write, edit, direct, and shoot comedy shorts, record podcasts, and rap. (That’s right, RAP.)
As for my personality, I love basketball, cars, gambling, everything Japanese, Jordan shoes, hardcore rap and trance music.
My whole life I’ve loved making people laugh, because when I do I feel significant like I’m doing something good by making others happy, and that makes me happy. (Plus I hate doing real work so if I could just make people laugh that’s way better.)
I don’t take life too seriously because even though I’m young, I’ve already lived an interesting life, and have had the privilege/misfortune of enjoying/enduring many luxuries/tragedies that most people will never experience.I’m not too proud to admit that comedy isn’t the most “productive” profession in the world. I know my place in society and I embrace it. If I can make a living by making people laugh, I couldn’t be happier. Productive people need entertainment, and lazy people figure out how to entertain. The way I see it, my job is to keep you happy enough to do your job.
So look at all my shit and laugh at it! IT’S FREE!
Thank you.
John “Dipset” JacobsLife Goals:
Star in a Fast and Furious movie
Get signed by Diplomat Records
Get knighted by the Queen
Win a comedy award
LIVE FOREVER -